togepied:

wanting to talk to someone really bad
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but they ignore your message
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and you see them talking to other people
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(Source: dewgongo)

trillow:

“is there a problem officer?” “yes actually, lots of problems” *hands u my math homework*

relahvant:

people who use Facebook as a diary should have their Internet access revoked

bombing:

noseblow:

bombing:

i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

that’s not how the joke goes lmao

do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you